INS jokes
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
exactly
Mosely in a white van.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.