INS jokes

Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them.

I was walking in the forest with my gf.

I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.