INS jokes
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.