INS jokes
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Balls in your jaws.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?