INS jokes
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.