INS jokes
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?