INS jokes
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.