INS jokes
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
What can orphans not do in school?
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
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