INS jokes
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
This is in a book I’m reading
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."