INS jokes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.