INS jokes
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Poopies in my undies.
Let's have toast in the bath.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I remember my mom's last words before her divorce, "Did you just load in me?"