INS jokes

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Who can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

I breathe in African food.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.