INS jokes
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!