INS jokes
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
I used to be a doctor, until a girl came in to get a kidney transplant, but I had to give her anal resizing surgery first.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!