INS jokes
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"I stepped on a screw."
"Are you ok?"
"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.