INS jokes
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.