INS jokes
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
He's in a wheelchair.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...