INS jokes
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
“In yo mama.”
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!