INS jokes
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA