INS jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."