INS jokes
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."