INS jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.