INS jokes
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.