INS jokes

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.