INS jokes
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Why is Naruto in Black Clover????????????
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?