INS jokes
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣