INS jokes
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.