INS jokes
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
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Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.