INS jokes
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.