INS jokes

If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.

What’s one good thing about a pedophile?

They drive slow in school zones.

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".

Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.

Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.

Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?

Because the principal was going to call his parents.

You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?

Boss: You're fired!

Me: Ok?

Worker: Why are you fired?

Me: Oh, you wanna know...

*shows him the oven with my pizza*

Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!

Worker: OH SHIT!!

Boss: Did you say pizza?

Me: I sure did!

*shows boss pizza in oven*

Me: This hoe black as fuck!

Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?

There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!

What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.