INS jokes
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not with a "c"?
Because you can't C in the dark!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."