INS jokes
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!