INS jokes

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*

All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?

People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!

People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.