INS jokes
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.