INS jokes
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!