INS jokes

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

What does a cloud wear in a storm?

Thunderwear.

A priest walked in and said to the kids,

"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.