INS jokes
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.