INS jokes
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?