INS jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.