INS jokes

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

Do you know Candice?

"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."

The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."