INS jokes
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
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Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
How many feet are in feet?