INS jokes
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Me simpin
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."