INS jokes
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
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My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.