INS jokes
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What does the PH stand for in "orphan"?
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.