INS jokes

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

Why can't orphans score in baseball?

They can't find home.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

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