INS jokes
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”