INS jokes
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.