INS jokes
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
This is a joke in itself.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.