INS jokes
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.