INS jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Gun
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)