INS jokes
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.