INS jokes
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
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My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?
Your dad.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"