INS jokes
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
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Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.