INS jokes
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world? Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.