INS jokes

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Have you heard of China...

China fit this dick in your mouth.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

You dream in 4K.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?