INS jokes
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
I can see my future in your forehead.
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.