INS jokes
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Lete know in the comments
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!