INS jokes

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.

Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.

Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.