INS jokes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.