INS jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"