INS jokes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
In the realm of words, I shall embark, To craft a verse, both bold and stark, Thomas Bulgin, a name that ignites, A tale of length and moist delights.
Free from the chains of structured rhyme, I wander through this realm, sublime, Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so strange, Evoking thoughts that rearrange.
Long, it stretches, like a winding road, Leading us to depths, yet to be bestowed, In syllables, it dances and it plays, A journey we embark, in myriad ways.
Moist, a word that teems with life, A touch of nature, amidst the strife, It whispers of raindrops on tender leaves, Of dew-kissed petals and gentle heaves.
Thomas Bulgin, a phrase so surreal, Unleashing emotions, that time cannot seal, In this short verse, I strive to convey, A glimpse of what these words might say.
So let us ponder, the mystery untold, Of Thomas Bulgin, both long and bold, For in the realm of poetry's sweet embrace, Even the unusual finds its rightful place.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?