As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today. Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them
i like when people say they hate me because we have something in common <3
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
