INS jokes
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.