INS jokes
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
I like my girls like I like my wine.
12 years old and locked in my basement.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."