INS jokes
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.