INS jokes
in (DYM 102).
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Dick in my mouth.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.