INS jokes
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.