INS jokes
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?