INS jokes
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.