INS jokes
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.