INS jokes
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
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iTs CoRn!