INS jokes
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
The F in orphans stands for family...
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Crimes in 2018: assault, murder.
Crimes in 2020: coughing in public.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
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Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."