INS jokes

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!

But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.